Great new word

I thought I'd heard the sweetest words in the world in my life. They included:

I love you.
I do.
Nothing to biopsy... (dealing with myself)
You're pregnant.
It's a... (choose boy or girl...both wonderful)
Came through surgery fine... (when dealing with my husband or one of my kids)
Benign... (when dealing with a dear friend)

I've got a new one, as of today.

Artifact (when dealing with mammograms)

What does artifact mean? It means the computer muffed up in enlarging the image and saw something that wasn't there. As long as it isn't there, I'm fairly happy about it, to tell the truth. I told Tamer I'd even wear a "Save the ta-tas" shirt.